March 15, 2005

• Aye, Im back! From, uh… Life? I know I know, I am Horrible at updating now, but the good news is I am ok right? =p

  
  

  I’m just taking a break at work and thought, hey, I should update…

  
  

  Stupid security rent a cops with guns at the hospital. To park in the garage you pay a bi-weekly fee, and get a little tag to hang on your window. However, about 30-40% of all cars lack this tag. I being one of the many cars, also lack one. Of the recent however, they have given me 3 stupid little cardboard warnings, and just NOW, threatened to tow my car out of the garage. Looks like I have to go get a new tag tomorrow, cuz the last one was gone with my last car… P.S. : It would be IMPOSSIBLE to tow my car from the 3rd story garage anyways, the ramps are a heck a narrow, and doing damage to my car, I would just promptly sue… Bastards. Even fake pigs annoy me…

  
  

  *Breathe in, Breathe out*  *repeat*

  
  

  Ok, ok, im better. I guess since I don’t have time for a full course meal like last time, we’ll do it Spanish style. Tapas.
  ( For those that are interested: Tapas, are simple little dishes served in many different bars in Spain, some more extravagent than others, but each bar have a little bit of known dishes, and a bit of their own. ) Ok, here I go …
  rapid ranting.

  
  

  1) Did you know that ever since AOL instant messenger came out, everyone who has talked on it, every single little key stroke, all the long conversations to the short little bits, have been meticulously recorded in the storage of AOL giant HQ.

  
  

  2) Google. Doing extremely well. The search mogul, had, until recently, registered the domains
  (google – gooo….).com up until there are 25 O’s! I wonder how in the world can anyone possibly accidentally type in 25 O’s for google, haha. Now: only Google. and Gooogle. are registered. Try it.

  
  

  3) Speaking of pork in the beginning of my update, reminded me of the policeman in Miami who is now charge with posing as a law enforcement officer. LoL. He was off duty, and was caught red handed posing as another policemen to extort money and help his buddy out.

  
  

  4) I thought the 13 lb. lobster my brother, dad, and I ate was huge, but 22 lbs. Damn! ( World record: 25 lbs.) I thought it was pretty dumb to transfer the crustacean to a zoo, was pretty idiotic on people’s part, considering the exact same thing happened to the 25 lb. world record one, and the 3rd place largest 21 lb. lobster as well. They just killed off the 3 largest lobsters ever found……… At might as well given it to PETA ( People Eat Tasty Animals ).

  
  

  5) This one is perhaps the most DEPRESSING news of all… Only July 1st, 2005. Piratebay.org will be forced to shut down due to Swedish law that will be implemented to better the EU and US relations. What I am telling you now, is to DL ALOT. DL 24/7. DL ON MULTIPLE COMPUTERS. BUY 500 Gigs HDS. Get it while its GOOD!!!!!!

  
  

  6) If you have fallen into the Ipod frenzy, and a) MUST HAVE one, b) HAVE NO money. (freeipods.com) actually works, and has been shown to be legit. You just gotta give them alot of private info, that OR refer a crap load of people to register themselves on that site. I, myself, am stuck on the little marvel, the Xdrum.

  
  

  7) Speaking of Ipods, the three craziest Ipod Add – ons, I have seen to date is the. iSTUN, the iMIX, not to menton iCD. The iSTUN is a stun gun add-on that runs off the ipod to shock/defend. iMIX is a little mixing attachment that has supposedly 200 watts of mixing power. iCD attaches to make the ipod play cds as well. it looks something like this…….   ==@  …..    == ( the ipod) @ (the iCD)

  
  

  8) And speaking of crazy useless stuff, check out the desk disco ball that connects to the USB to power it….
  

  
  

  Update with me… Um, I’m eating healthy and being more active as planned =). I am working and doing school day and night as usual. My cell phone got ran over by a GODAMN PIG! I drove a friend to meet her husband who was in a hit and run accident. She dropped the phone out of my car, and when I went out to pick it up, the stupid f*ck pig, told me to move it Now. So I back out and crossed my fingers while he followed and took off. When I got out, my phone was the only casualty of the accident…. Damn PIGS….

  
  

  Two more months, and summer starts, and COZUMEL. =D. I am thinking of purchasing a camcorder to record as well as take pictures. I’ll see….

  
  

  Here’s a computer problem crashing poem, that I thought was amusing ( nerds, and geeks apply here ):
  
  If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port, and the bus is interrupted
  at a very last resort, and the access of the memory makes your floppy disk
  abort, then the socket packet pocket has an error to report.

  
  

  If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash, and the double-clicking
  icon puts your window in the trash, and your data is corrupted cause the
  index doesn’t hash, then your situation’s hopeless and your system’s gonna
  crash!

  
  

  If the label on the cable on the table at your house, says the network is
  connected to the button on your mouse, but your packets want to tunnel to
  another protocol, that’s repeatedly rejected by the printer down the hall…

  
  

  And your screen is all distorted by the side effects of gauss, so your icons
  in the window are as wavy as a souse; then you may as well reboot and go out
  with a bang, ‘cuz sure as I’m a poet, the sucker’s gonna hang.

  
  

  When the copy on your floppy’s getting sloppy in the disk, and the macro
  code instructions is causing unnecessary risk, then you’ll have to flash the
  memory and you’ll want to RAM your ROM, and then quickly turn off the
  computer and be sure to tell your Mom!

  
  

  WoW is Evercrack for me. Godamn this shiz is addicting, got a few other people to jump on the bandwagon with me as wel. =). Blizzard you can pay me back by giving the Judgement Armor set. ^^.

  
  

  Food for thought: Just last month Pappadeux just had a raw oystery special, 3 dollars for a dozen on the half shell shucked! HOLY MOLY that is CHEAP. For this month, they are having crawfish specials. Only 3 dollars a LB!!!! Jeebus, like I said before, GET IT WHILE ITS GOOD!!! The deal only lasts for Mon, Tues, Wed. of March.

  
  

  Well, I hope you all had your share of Tapas at Tri’s tonight. Take care, gluck, and um… bye.

  
  

  P.S. How long would it take to DL the internet…?

  
  

  

  
  

   

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